C
Chris Elliott
Chris Peterson
B
Brian Doyle-Murray
Gus Borden
E
Elinor Donahue
Gradys Peterson
R
Robin Riker
Sharon Potter
B
Bob Elliott
Fred Peterson
B
Brady Bluhm
Bobby Potter
W
Wesley Jonathan
Eddie
J
Jackie Earle Haley
Cousin Donald
T
Tuc Watkins
Sapphire
K
Katherine Kamhi
Stacy
R
Ralph Manza
Henry Gardner
L
Lewis Arquette
the Justice of the Peace
W
William Cort
Uncle Sid
D
David Wiley
Uncle Brad
J
Julie Brown
Connie Bristol
T
Tracey Walter
the Ride Operator
M
Mike Hagerty
the Engineer
Will Leong
the Stage Manager
J
James Hampton
Fletcher
G
Graham Jarvis
Mr. Simon
D
David Tom
Otto
C
Clint Carmichael
Rick
P
Paul Coufos
Guy Henry
B
Blair Tefkin
Charleen
T
Tommy Hinkley
Morgan
L
Larry Cedar
Ted
J
Jack Jones
Himself
C
Clive Revill
Mr. Pipp
D
Don Sparks
Officer Hickox
Michael Leopard
Officer Gordon
Dorothy Patterson
Mrs. Cowan
K
Kirk Geiger
Biff
D
David Kriegel
Snake
C
Craig Richard Nelson
Hastings
M
Martin Grey
Jason
E
Elsa Raven
Marta
K
Kevin Scannell
Richardson
R
Richard Foronjy
Tom
A
Anastasia Barzee
Jane
E
Earl Boen
Dr. Kramer
B
Bradley Mott
Salesman
Marte Boyle Slout
Aunt Kathy
P
Pat Crawford Brown
Aunt Molly
B
Bibi Osterwald
Aunt Tilly
M
Martin Mull
Sandy Connors
D
Deborah Shelton
Nicolette
J
Julie Payne
Dr. Rand
R
Ritch Brinkley
Dick
M
Mickey Jones
Ray
P
Peter Spellos
Don
B
Brandon Crane
Young Chris
B
Beth Broderick
Jackie
A
Anthony Mangano
Wino
D
Drew Pillsbury
Dr. Glen Morris
L
Louan Gideon
Tammy
T
Thom Sharp
Rob
T
Theresa Ring
the Stewardess
W
Warren Frost
the Senator
N
Nick Toth
Mysterious Voice
N
Nora Dunn
Irma
D
Dena Dietrich
Margaret Gardner
P
Paul Feig
Mark
E
Emma Samms
Tricia Paddington
M
Matthew Faison
World Judge
M
Mitch Pileggi
Max
A
Arturo Gil
Spewey
R
Ron James
Kevin
D
Dave Florek
Brooks
Michael Francis Clarke
Mason
R
Rick Fitts
Pebo Griffin